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Mighty_Zendo: Tell us about the rabbits, Marc
Idio_Savard: Why you always goin’ on about the rabbits?
Mighty_Zendo: Just tell us about the rabbits. They are so soft and good for petting.
Idio_Savard: OK, fine…we’ll have some chickens, and a cow, and rabbits. And we’ll have a little patch of alfalfa we’ll feed to the rabbits. And we’ll never have to hear Flogging Molly’s “Shipping off to Boston” unless we want to, because it will be our own place.
Mighty_Zendo: That sounds real nice.
Idio_Savard: What the heck is that in your hands? Some sorta mouse?
Mighty_Zendo: It’s a hamster, Marc. I’m going to love him, and squeeze him, and name him George.
ShakeNBlake: Help…me…I’m being squished by his child-like affection.
Idio_Savard: Are you squishing that hamster?
Mighty_Zendo: I am not squishing it. I found it squished.
ShakeNBlake: Please, for the love of God, I can feel my head caving in.
Idio_Savard: Gimme that hamster
***Idio_Savard has hrown ShakeNBlake over by the swamp***
ShakeNBlake: Wheeee…OWOW. Didn’t stick the landing.
Mighty_Zendo: Why you always takin’ away soft things I like petting?
Idio_Savard: Becasue every time you get a cute thing for petting, you smash it. You don’t know you gotta be careful with those things. You forget how big and strong you are.
Mighty_Zendo: Maybe I should just leave you, since I always do such bad things.
Idio_Savard: Nah, don’t say that. You do good stuff, too. You eat puny defensemen and scare teeny forwards.
Mighty_Zendo: All good things.
Idio_Savard: Now it’s time we sleep. Tomorrow’s a new day.
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