Hockey and hair is sort of the breadbasket of Barry Melrose Rocks. Furthermore, as a resident of Minnesota, I saw most of these kids introduced. I can appreciate a good head of hair, but this… I don't know. Swooning over high schoolers squicks me out a little bit.
Let's break down the creepy lines one by one.
"I know people don't like the word moist, but that's the only way to describe this look"
"Sneaky little mustache"
"Now we get into purity here"
"We should look into a birth certificate, if possible"
"Kinda Tarzan. Real nice"
"A little bit longer and darker than we're used to"
"You've heard of the Harlem Shake. This is the Hermantown Holy Trinity" – This wasn't really creepy, but it definitely made me laugh.
"We wanted slow motion. Nope! He wanted it to much"
"That's why you're number one, but. You earned it."
"That's a serious man-beard for high school"
And then the breathing while he was searching for "best salad" which sealed the deal.
To recap: Hair appreciation good. Overly effusive praise for high schoolers… a little weird.
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