Happy Belated Birthday to the Golden Mullet himself, Barry Melrose

So apparently we missed Barry’s birthday on Wednesday.  What is he now, 38?  Doesn’t look a day older than 35 though.  Here’s a special, classic birthday song for Barry:

Happy Belated Birthday to the Golden Mullet himself, Barry Melrose

Space command to Zoom
All systems are go for your message to
Barry!

 

 

Hey, Barry!

It’s your birthday!
I’m in charge of the stars 
And I’m here to say, 
’cause
Barry,
You’re the BIG STAR today! 

My name is Zoom 
And I live on the moon 
But I came down to earth 
Just to sing you this tune
Hey,
Barry,
It’s your birthday today! 

A present for you
I wanted to find
An outerspace creature
A one of a kind! 
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay
For your birthday

Did you ask:
“uh, what’s a kukelchoo?”
Well, up on the moon it’s nothing new
But that won’t do for you,
On your birthday!

I searched behind the clouds and stars
I even zoomed my bike to Mars
And met my friend the saucer man 
And he said: 
“Hey Zoom I got the bestest plan!
What your friend needs is something new,
So how about a song, just from YOU?”

And so tonight when you’re in bed
I’ll be singing to you as I zoom overhead
Singing,
Barry! Happy Birthday
Singing,
Barry! Happy Birthday
Singing,
Barry! Happy Birthday

 

To you! 

Happy Birthday, Barry!
See you next year!

 

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