Happy Vikings Thanksgiving from Purple Jesus Diaries 2014!

bergsignstweetdjbean

Gonna be honest with you. This gets more and more depressing every year.

In 2012, we wished you all a Happy Thanksgiving by listing a VERY large list of Vikings and Vikings related things we are thankful for. In 2013 that list was trimmed VERY short, to include only one listing, which was Adrian Peterson? In 2014? Eh …

– Thanks for freeing up my Sundays.

Listen. I like this team. I guess. It’s not as fun to cheer for as – say – the 2009 team was, or even 2011, probably. The guys that are good on this team (or have the potential to be good), and just nice, average, decent players and human beings. OK, cool. We need that kind of stuff. Respect is appreciated. But where’s the character? Even the guys that suck on this team (Kalil, Robinson, Greenway) are boring. If you’re going to suck, and least make me hate EVERYTHING about you.

The best thing the Vikings have going for them right now is Coach Mike Zimmer. If he continues to drop S-bombs in press conferences, then he’ll be cool by me. Even if the rest of the team is milk toast. Mmmmm … Anyone mix that into their Thanksgiving meal? No? Good. That’s some bullshit food.

//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

You tell ’em, Mike.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving. Maybe we’ll win again someday.

Arrow to top