“Hey Kobe… Tell Me How My…”

Yea…. you know the words.

Michael Jordan… you know… the guy Kobe desperately wants to be like… ALSO has a message for one Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant.

"Not even a contest"

My message to Kobe:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! 

Look Kobe… you're never… EVER going to be MJ.  You're never going to match him… never mind pass him.  We all know it.  And MJ just told everyone that he'd treat you one-on-one like he did all those kids at the end of the video. 

Man… Team USA had better win the gold medal… or else this will be the summer everyone in the world took a dump on Kobe.  It's almost enough to root for someone else.

(Video via You Been Blinded)