Hey, who’s ready to party?

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Tyler Seguin: All right, Boston, Sox in the World Series! WOOOO SOX LET'S GO! BOSTON STRONG!

Jamie Benn: Uh, dude

Seguin: What's up man, you looking to get WASTED? The SOX are in the World Series. Let's go down to Fenway and bang some baseball fans!

Benn: Dude

Seguin: I know, I know, I shouldn't say that stuff out loud.

Benn: No. You don't live in Boston any more. You were traded like 6 months ago. You're in Dallas now.

Seguin: Really?

Benn: Really.

Seguin: Does this mean I don't have to drink Sam Adams any more?

Benn: That's exactly what that means.

Seguin: Oh thank God.

MEANWHILE, IN BOSTON

Louis Ericsson: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING, IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT?!

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