Mark Eskelsen, a homeless man from Oregon, was in serious need of a towel last night while he was spending some quality time in some random neighbor’s hot tub. In fact, Eskelsen was so desperate that he dialed 9-1-1 to order up a towel and a hug. Oh, and don’t forget the hot chocolate bro.
Unfortunately, he was arrested for prank calling 9-1-1 and trespassing instead. I, for one, would like to congratulate Mr. Eskelsen for having the balls to identify himself as the Sheriff of Washington Couty and turn the cops into his personal room service company. I haven’t seen that kind of innovative thinking since Pauley D using whatever it is he uses in his hair.
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