The Angels keep losing and losing in ways that are truly excruciating to watch. Viewing a Halo game has become a real chore, but fret no more! MWAH is proud to present a game to liven things and make the Angels watchable once again. Say hello to "How Will the Angels Lose? Bingo Edition!"
The premise of the game is simple. It is just like the Bingo game you played as a child and will play in your senior citizen years, only instead of letter and number combinations, the card spaces are set according to the various tragedies that befall the Halos during a typical game. Get five in a row and you have BINGO! That's right, you can still win even though the Angels will probably lose! You can finally watch an Angel game and feel good at the end of the night.
Here is the board, go ahead and print it out to use at home!
Sciosciaface |
Blown save |
Insurance run allowed |
Hitter injury |
Halo not lit |
Lose to Astros |
Back-breaking GIDP |
Walk-off loss |
Anonymous reliever |
TOOTBLAN |
Pujols in pain |
Pitcher injury |
FREE |
Bases loaded, 0 runs |
Blooper reel |
Stupid sac bunt |
3+ Butcher mound visits |
No SB attempt in obvious SB situation |
Angels lose by one-run |
Half empty stadium |
Hamilton strikes out on 3 pitches |
Post-game closed door meeting |
Pitcher walks in a run |
Starting pitcher goes less than 6 IP |
Costly late inning error |
If this doesn't work for you, just try drinking… a lot… or heroin. Either way.
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