The Sharks are actualy sticking around this year in the playoffs, shirking a long, painful history of blowing it when things were on the line. This year, they were able to fight their way past the Colorado Avalanche and are now up 3-0 against the Red Wings. They can’t possibly keep this up. Something cosmic will happen, and the Sharks will come crashing down to earth, comforted only by their tears. What might happen?
– Joe Thornton plays an ill timed prank, switching places with cousin Scott Thornton.
– Embittered St. Louis Blues dans takes a hockey stick to the Achiles of the entire defensive corps.
– Those damn reds stop handing them the games. Am I right, Detroit?!
– Knucklepuck
– Bigfoot attacks the HP Pavillion.
– Global warming
– In a sweeping government regulation that, frankly, has been a long time coming, teal is outlawed.
– The Sharks stop playing good hockey, just like every other year,
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