That nerd Taylor Lautner showed up at the Steelers/Lions game cos he’s been in Pittsburgh shooting some movie called Ab(?)duction. They showed him on the big screen.
Hey man, that’s old news. I was on that screen like 5 years ago. And we were just being jerks in the open end of Heinz Field, videobombing interviewees and such. If his career arc has taken him from the Twilight phenomenon to something I’ve accomplished years ago, it’s only a matter of time before he starts an absurd sports and dwarf animal blog read by tens of people everywhere. I’ve been doing it right all along!
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