I don’t see how John Madden will help

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I mean, the guy is old, right? And what us some old guy going to do with a team that is actually fairly young, just maybe a little, uh… talentless. And the Wild already signed Matt Cullen, so is Madden going to be a third line center? And is the team going to have… who, exactly, at the wings? I mean sure, center was a weakness last year, but wasn’t scoring in general? Is it annoying that my form of real hockey analysis is entirely in the form of rhetorical questions?

Oh, and also, an entirely different John Madden (though one that isn’t much older) is releasing a video game soon. Perhaps GM Chuck Fletcher was confused when someone told him he should get the latest version of Madden. That would speak to an entirely new set of problems, one that I’m not sure I care to talk about, what with all the crying.

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