The Oregon Ducks, it turns out, have just been a warning beacon to us all. Nike WILL be infiltrating the rest of college football with their uniform retardery, and there is nothing we can do about it. In ESPN’s college football preview (in the magazine, which I can’t figure out how to hyperlink to), football players rated the Oregon unis the best. Damn kids, not knowing what’s what.
Well, Nike, now emboldened by the next generation of half-witted, pot-smoking hippy kids, rolled out their “pro combat” uniforms, which almost unanimously look terrible. Of course, everyone under the age of 22 thinks they look amazing. Kids are morons.
TCU‘s are far and away the worst. “The helmet has two red lines down the center that represent the blood that shoots from a horned frog’s eyes when under attack. Lewis said the lines also symbolized the brotherhood that unites the team.” I would have thought a Christian school would look down on abortions like this.
Paul Lukas is the only saving grace in this regard. Why can’t the sane every be heard in dens of madness?
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