DOY reader Garrett turned us on to this via his Facebook and it is too delicious to not pounce on. This “article” is like a gazelle dying in the pride lands and we’re the lions who are going to put it out of it’s misery and feed the innards to the rest of the pride. We’re very motherly like that.
So let’s get into this meaty piece of shit:
aration for their exhibition game ag
I’m not sure what this means, but I’m sure it is a typo…
The Sabres are skating in suburban Boston this afternoon in preparation for their exhibition game against the Bruins on Saturday afternoon. It’ll be a game much ado about nothing, other than personal and professional pride.
And there it is! Clearly no one edits this shit because they would’ve noticed right away that Garth fucked up. If I could blog audio, I’d just play a repeat of an ECW crowd screaming “You Fucked Up!” over and over.
Were I Lindy, I’d start Jhonas Enroth. I’d tell the Sabres to take their agressions and anxieties out on the Bruins. If Tim Thomas were in net, I’d run him. Ditto Lucic, Chara, Marchand and Thornton. The Sabres have nothing to lose. The Bruins would likely to be dumb enough to retaliate. Maybe the Sabres can goad the Bruins into taking silly penalties that may lead to suspensions, and thus hurt them in the first round of the playoffs. The Sabres are now spoilers. Time to let it all hang out.
What goonery. It’s funny because when Lucic ran over Ryan Miller like an 18 wheeler running over Peter Dinklage the shitty city of Buffalo cried that Lucic was a goon. They say that two wrongs don’t make a right, but it is permissible to allow shitheads like Kaleta and McCormick to run players and goalies? Think about what would happen if the tables were turned. Buffalo would be crying like a Lindy Ruff/John Tortorella combo losing in paintball. Vancouver would probably jump in and Montreal would surely say something as they threw themselves on the ground in a tantrum.
Exact some revenge on the B’s for the November 12 annihilation of Ryan Miller that dumped the Sabres and their season on its ass. Valiant recovery in February, March, and April, however, the season took a huge turn for the worse when Miller left the lineup with his second concussion in an eight month span. When healthy, Miller was to top three goalie in the NHL this season. While suffering from concussion symptoms, Miller was a shadow of himself, and rightly so.
This is hilarious. First of all, when Lucic ran Miller it wasn’t the season. It was fucking NOVEMBER! Am I the only one who remembered this? Lucic didn’t run Miller over in March when Buffalo was fighting for a playoff spot, it happened in November. Yes, games are games and points are points, but if we are using this type of logic than why is Boston the number 2 seed in the East after going 4-7 in October and 5-7-1 in February?
Basically Garth is using one incident to excuse his team from being a top pick for winning the Northeast Division to not making the playoffs. It’s pathetic. How about you call out those who are really to blame. Call out your new owner for throwing sacks of money at Ville Leino like he was fucking Sidney Crosby. Call him out for pay Christian Erhoff more than Zdeno Chara or Shea Weber when he’s a third of their talent. Call out Lindy for being the longest tenured coach in the NHL but hasn’t won a ring yet.
But no. It was Milan Lucic running Ryan Miller in November that killed this team. If that’s true Garth than your team is soft than a sneaker full of baby turds. They had December, January, February, March and April to recover from Miller being “annihilated” by Lucic and what happened at the end of March? They puked on their skates. The Sabres are soft, much like that muscle that resides that your domepiece known as a brain.
Also, Miller isn’t a top 3 goalie in the NHL. Stop kidding yourself.
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