If Tom Brady wasn’t a douche before, he is now

When Tom Brady let his flow grow out past The limit of being defined as “flow”, his douche status began to grow larger.

He has always been a douchey tool, his interviews alone confirm that. He has that obnoxious, condescending, nasaly tone that make me want to call Tanya Harding up for a clubbing appointment.

But that hairdo was just brutal. Then he busted out at Carnival with an even worse do and he showed just how bad a dancer he is too.

If Tom Brady wasn't a douche before, he is now
What a douche

All of these things continue to pile onto the notion that he is a huge doucher. End of story.

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