[Barack Obama enters]
Brooks Laich: Whoa, what the hell is Brashear doing in a suit?!
Donald Brashear: The hell? I’m sitting next to you, that’s Barack Obama, President of the United States.
Obama: Hullo friends. I am new in town and I am a huge sports fan. As such, I am determined to meet all the local sports teams and get to know them. Going from Chicago sports to DC sports will be a change, but its change I can believe in.
[silence]Eric Fehr: Wait. Who the hell is this guy?
Milan Jurcina: I think it’s the Prime Minister of Washington
Shaone Morisonn: No no… they use presidents here. He’s the President of Washington.
Alexander Ovechkin: Hold on. What happened to Reagan? I thought George Reagan was the President.
Mike Green: You’re thinking of George Bush. And he was the Foreign Minister. That’s why he was on the news when America invaded Iraq.
Jurcina: So this guy, I Rock Your Momma or whatever is the foreign minister of Washington?
Morissonn: I’m pretty sure he’s the president. Maybe George Bush is still the foreign minister.
Jurcina: Pssh. Wake me up when Ivan Gasparovic gets here.
Fehr: Wait, the President of Slovakia is coming HERE?!
Obama: /looks concerned
Brashear: /slowly shakes his head
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