Is Baseball Gone Forever? Then More Bachelor!

I swear, I tried to think of something baseball related to write about today but the hot stove has chilled considerably. In fact, I can’t really remember a baseball off-season that’s had just massive lulls in ANYTHING happening. Is Baseball Gone Forever? Then More Bachelor!

I was hopeful that the new year would bring some urgency to the Pujols talks. But that doesn’t seem to be the case. Brad Penny signed a one year deal and got pissed when somebody on Twitter called him out for his season ending grand slam. But if he isn’t on the beach with his girlfriend, Brad Penny just isn’t all that interesting.

Hell, there has been nary a mention on Man-Ram and we’re 5 weeks out from pitchers and catchers reporting. So in lieu of anything baseball, a periodic update from the Bachelor… Week 2.

Womack takes a girl to the woods… and has a mini carnival set up. He takes another girl to Rodeo Drive followed by dinner at the Hollywood Bowl capped off with a private concert from Matt Sebek– errr- Train. Then 15 girls go on the other date where Jillian Michaels Jr makes it known that Mr. Womack is hers until further notice. The thin blond with the even thinner eyebrows (note to women- enough is enough, leave some brow) ends up finding her human catnip in the bosoms of some dark haired beer chugger. They both leave the house sans rose along with Keltie, who decides that she’s given up on dating, thus assuring she’s the next Bachelorette.

Next week? Fun with revealing children!!!

Now, on to the Friday Links…

  • And that’s how you get fired from Domino’s. LINK HERE
  • Uh oh. Watson did way better on Jeopardy than we thought. LINK HERE
  • Every breath Palin takes? This video is something. LINK HERE
  • Philosophy Bro. Takes the hard out of Ayn Rand. LINK HERE
  • A tribute to hidden passage ways and secret rooms. LINK HERE
  • The 20 best drunk animals of all time. LINK HERE

Finally, a link that Fresh (WC) found on Biggie Smalls, 2Pac, the LAPD and Suge Knight. It’s going to take you :45 minutes to get through the whole thing, but we really wouldn’t recommend this link unless it paid off. AMAZING journalism here kids. LINK HERE

That’s it for the week. Have a weekend. See you back here and maybe we’ll talk baseball next week.

Probably not.

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