It Could Be Worse for Red Sox Fans

Feeling a little down about the start of the Red Sox season? There is reason to be upset but it could be worse; you could be an A’s fan. Look at how they are feeling right now:

No one’s coming to the games! We had the worst attendance in the entire major leagues yesterday on a beautiful holiday Sunday, the first weekend of the year, and still the irrelevant Golden State Warriors outdraw the A’s by the thousands. This place is going like a ghost town.
-And now a perfect storm of abuse is on its way, the Boston Red Sox faithful will fill the Coliseum and beat our boys in volume and base hits.
It’s time to hit the panic button

Still, Sox fans aren’t far behind:

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