ITS HARD BEING ALEX!

Maybe its not “the shoes” my g’s, its “the name” that makes the man..

Tommy V of SI has just finished a great piece on the Yanks and our favorite loser Alex (e.g. Gay Rod.)

Gay Rod’s newest and best-yet line in explaining why he gets “cracked on” by fans and the media:

“Maybe its because I’m good looking, or bi-racial, or that I play for the most popular team…”

Whatever (with the “l” loser sign on my big ole forehead)

Maybe its because you make a ton of jack and have won exactly NOTHING in your entire career that people are busting your self-purported “beautiful” balls. Must say, though, that when I saw him hit that Jack in Yankee stadium in game 1 of the ALCS in 2000, he was the man. He should have NEVER left the M’s. What a puss!

Back to the Cougs: According to Glenn Kasses at the SR, Ahmu could and should be back this week–meaning that as the O tries to buy a vowel and a clue, the D is starting to get healthy.

Very weird. If you would have asked any of us how this season would shape up, I think we would have resoundingly compared this group more to 92 than 94.

That said, by no means is this defense in the same ballpark or league as 94, and by no means is the offesnse as BAD as 94 (Chad Davis is the worst QB in my book to have started a full season at WSU in the last 20 years), but to think that after three games that the D would be ahead of the O? Come on!

And to the Alex Brink fan club, I say in the true spirit of Frankie-goes-to-Hollywood “Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna suck to it….”

There will be plenty of opportunity for little Alex to show his mettle over the next five games. If he does, then the boo birds and critiques will be silenced.

If he doesn’t……..

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