Jackie Butler Is So Fat. . . . Part 3

Ok Projectspurs fans, it’s Part 3 of the weekend edition of the wildly popular “Jackie Butler Is So Fat…” jokes.
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Jackie Butler is so fat, he was called for double dribbling while sucking down 2 Wendy’s frostys at the same time.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he averages 10 hotdogs, and 4 milkshakes per game for the 2006-2007 NBA season.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he called a full timeout during the Spurs pre-game lay up line due to exhaustion.
Jackie Butler is so fat, when he signed with the Spurs from New York, instead of losing cap space, the Knicks lost space on its team bus.
Jackie Butler is so fat, he lobbied the NBA commisioner to have a new All Star game event called “Will Jackie Butler eat it?”
Jackie Butler is so fat, he went up for a dunk, and came back down with a ham sandwhich. To this day, no one know how this occurred.
Jackie Butler is so fat, after pre-game warm ups, the towel boy hands him an oxygen tank.