Jose Canseco to Appear in “Piranha Sharks”

What do you get when you mix great white sharks, bio-engineered to be the size of piranhas and Jose Canseco?

I’m not entirely sure, but, hey, makers of the sure-to-be-classic “Piranha Sharks”…have you been reading my diary?

I’m guessing you did.

Shooting #piranhasharks with @JoseCanseco and @modelleilaknight pic.twitter.com/Yr7dR4KmGL

— benjamin kanes (@benjaminkanes) April 21, 2014

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Yup, that’s the former slugger Canseco, his fiance Leila Knight and filmmaker Benjamin Kanes after, what I can only assume was a glorious day on set of the soon-to-be-blockbuster “Piranha Sharks”.

“That’s super amazing,” Canseco’s co-star and former “Big Brother” contestant GinaMarie Zimmerman told The Hall.  “I met him about two years ago…he’s a super great guy”

Now, I know what you’re wondering…“could this possibly be another ruse orchestrated by that jokester Canseco?”  Nope.  The former American League MVP confirmed late Monday night that he indeed filmed a cameo for the flick.

The role?  He played “Jose Canseco” of course.