Hey you! Yeah, you use a cell phone and stuff like that, right? And working 9 to 5 sucks ass, doesn’t it? Look, I know the economy’s in the toilet right now, but that doesn’t mean you can’t invest in stuff. You can make money off of time you already have. I mean, all you’re doing right now is checking your Facebooks and playing World of Warcraft, so it’s not like your time is that valuable anyway. Your mom would probably love it if you could kick in some rent money in between loads of your underwear. Just watch this video and you’ll see how totally legit and awesome this business is:
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This is totally a legit-ass business opportunity, but I’m not giving this out to anyone.Just people who sign up in Toronto. I gotta eat and you know, I don’t want Milbury getting this info, either. Seriously, screw Mike Milbury. If you send in for some information, I can send you all sorts of stuff, like certificates in technology, using corporate buzzwords to cover up you don’t know what you’re doing, and VCR repair. In short, I can guarantee that I can help you achieve my—I mean, YOUR—dreams if you’ll just let me and Destiny Stuff help you. Just think this can be you! (Language NSFW, which isn’t a concern if you enroll!)
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And I’m out! Say hi to your moms for me.
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