If you haven't heard of Ted Williams by now, he's this guy:
Wait…. wait…. no… sorry. It's actually this guy:
He's a homeless, recovering drug addict who has one amazing talent: He's got one of those movie-commercial announcer guy kind of voices. So somehow, word got out that this guy existed and he became an internet superstar. Oh… and he's no longer homless
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Yep, the Cleveland Cavaliers are giving this guy a job AND they're paying for his house. But what this sucker doesn't know is that he's going to have to live in CLEVELAND… so is he REALLY better off?
Oh, and for those of you who might be out of work… scraping by to make your mortgage payments to keep your house… and blasting your resume to every known job opening that you might remotely be qualified for…
… well… it's your own fault for taking that approach. Next time, blow it all and shoot for internet stardom. It's a much quicker avenue.
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