LAYING EGGS

Quacker-Baby #1 (that’s Brinkhater-ese for Anonymous): I’m loving the crow pie the writers of this blog get to eat for a while, after the drubbing by the Beavs, and for saying the Ducks are being babies for losing to Arizona without our QB. Nice.

Quaker-Baby: Hard (chomp! chomp!) to write (chomp! Chomp!) when my mouth (gulp of suds, Chomp! Chomp!) is full of:

ELEVEN AND O!!!

You see, my new good buddy, Brinkhater is 11-0 on picking the Coug’s fortunes this year… But, hey, even though you were wrong about my need to eat Crow, no hard feelings, right?! Hell, now that I think of it, give me a call sometime. At the very least, I’d love to talk to someone from a different school who is also about to lose their rivalry game!

Quacker-Baby Sid Wicks: Brinkhater, How old are you? You are as bad as AZ fans cheering for the injury. Are you kidding me? I am not going to make excuses for how poorly UO played after the injury – it was horrible. But to joke about it is pathetic.Plus, do some research, realize that DD was not our only injury. Try this:Starting RB, WR’s #1,2,3..I’m wasting my time. try to be mature, edit your previous post.

Sid (which amazingly is “Dis” spelled backwards): Thanks for your thoughtful comments. Many people have asked me about my age over the past couple of years on this Blog. Truth be told, I started this blog with my Uncle Sedihawk when I was fourteen years old. Now, I’m 19—although people think I’m pretty mature for my age. Here’s my picture. Maybe we can start a page together on Myspace.com in the near future?

Quacker-Baby #3: First of all Brady Leaf does not have a ton of big starts “BrinkHater.” Way, off there. To make fun of a team that has been injured beyond recognition is classless and sad. WSU whould know what it is like to have a season blown by injury say 2006? I am disappointed and you should be embarrassed and ashamed by your actions. And Enjoy losing to the lowly Beavers, you are already losing don’tyaknow?

I mean, how could I make fun of a team that has suffered as much as the Ducks? And what suffering! I mean, when I watched that first College GameDay from Eugene, I cried harder than a soccer mom watching “Terms of Endearment.” Then, when I had to sit through the sequel when GameDay came to Eugene for the second time, I cried even harder! What pain! What suffering! What agony!

Truthfully, if I were to do it all again, I wouldn’t have made a joke about Dennis Dixon looking like Lamar in Revenge of the Nerds.. I mean, if I had known how sensitive your little downy feathers were, I would have NEVER done something like that. I’m also sorry about exaggerating about Brady Leaf. Because, after all, you are absolutely right, he never has played very much. For some reason, I thought that Leaf had gotten SIGNIFICANT playing time for the past three seasons. I’m sorry I was wrong…Can we still be friends?????

Also: I’m terribly sorry about the comment/post where I said something like “when things are good, you act as if you’re the greatest program ever, but when things are bad, it’s fire up the excuse machine.” Totally wrong, my mistake, I’ll make sure to make some edits on that cuz you and your coach NEVER do that….

Also, Also: I totally forgot that after your win against USC, ALL of your fans, players, and coaches were saying that the win didn’t mean much because it came against their second string QB. In fact, now that I think about it, it was really remarkable that NO Oregon fans taunted USC at all following that one. I mean, how weird was that?

And you know, it’s pretty sad that USC didn’t blame that loss on the fact that John David Booty couldn’t play. I mean, thank GOD that those Conquest-Drubbing-Losers aren’t my friends.
I like you guys SO MUCH better!

NOW, TO THE OTHER BIG EGG LAYING MACHING OF THE WEEK (and this one NEVER gets hurt!):

Wow! Before 4:00 on Saturday, I thought Lloyd Carr would occupy that spot. But man, little Alex, SIX PICKS?

But lest you fret about it, little Alex, look at it this way. If Gary Rogers had the same number of attempts as you in this game, he damn near would have thrown 45 picks on Saturday! So, you alright!

So, we’re down to ONE MORE GAME with you kid. And I can’t lie, come Saturday at 7:00, I’ll have many tears in my eyes.

After all, who “WHOULDA” thought that time could fly………..so fast…

Have a great week!

P.S. Enjoy eating the “Jake” (the male turkey) on Thursday, cuz he’s gonna run all over us on Saturday…