Has anyone seen Baby LBJ’s pacifier?
Lebron is quickly becoming way too painful to watch. He’s supposed to be the second coming of Michael Jordan on steroids and I feel like every time I watch him drive the lane he wants an and-one, as if it’s owed to him because he’s Lebron or because his “frail” body can’t handle a little contact. And by “frail” I mean freak-like body that shouldn’t be so sensitive.
Even with Lebron dominating the Pistons in recent years, I’ve never really had a problem with him. He seems like he has a lot of fun playing the game and there’s no denying his Jordanly talent. Over the final few months of last season and the first couple of this season, I haven’t been able to watch five minutes of a game involving Lebron without wanting to throw my remote at the TV hoping it’ll go through and somehow hit Lebron in the head and get him to STFU.
Well, I’m sure you heard about tonight’s little shout match he had with Joakim Noah. Apparently Noah told Lebron to quit the shenanigans and just play basketball. Lebron took exception and started to walk toward Noah after he pimped a free throw. Noah proceeded to call Lebron a bitch and instantly went up about five notches in my book (which puts him at like 3,489).
What was Noah talking about?
Lebron dancing like he’s Jonathan Papeldouche:
Unacceptable Lebron. You’re losing all kinds of man points by constantly whining and dancing like a douche before games. Be silly, have fun, but don’t emulate anything Papelbitch does.
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