Little Known Oberto Facts Part VIII

While on vacation in Italy, Oberto stopped for a breather and leaned on an Italian building. Thus the creation of the Leaning Tower of Pisa!
The original name for the NBA was titled “Oberto and kids!”
Once Oberto saw what appeared to be a basketball rim in space. So he made a high-arching shot that reached into space resulting in the planet Jupiter!
During the regular season the Spurs on an extended road trip known as the “Rodeo Road Trip”. Oberto calls it “Operation Massacre”!
On a visit to Texas Stadium, Roger Staubach dared Oberto to throw a pass to the end-zone but the pass was a bit high thus creating the hole in the Texas Stadium roof!
Oberto made it into the NBA Hall Of Fame at the age of 10 seconds!
Oberto has many pets. You know one of them as the Loch Ness Monster!
When Oberto walks into a room, the room explodes out of the sheer might of Oberto’s presence!
In reality, there is no such thing as global warming. It’s just Oberto working up a sweat as he bench-presses the state of Texas!
The U.S. Army once dropped a nuclear bomb on Oberto. Afterwards, he was quoted as saying “Finally something hot enough for me to get a decent tan!”
Oberto’s dunks are considered acts of God!