Every year during training camp Purple Jesus Diaries offers a recap through the wonderful internet meme of LOL pictures. This year, we’re going to start offering them to you on a more regular basis as pictures become available, and because having to track down ACTUAL football news SUCKS. Totally sucks, bro. Instead, all the real news you’ll ever need you’ll be able to see in these pictures. So welcome to the first installment of Purple Jesus Diaries’ “LOLVikes at Training Camp: 2012 Edition.” Unfortunately, they probably won’t all be funny.
Poor kid. Do you remember what it was like being in that 8-13 range where the simple sight of breasts bound tightly together in a low cut shirt of any kind made your back get thrown out in horrific medical fashion as your groin just exploded in a confusion of emotion? Where it kept telling you just how much it wanted to cry sweet, bitter tears from it’s single eye-hole? I imagine it was much like this for the ladies of this age too when they saw shirtless life guards at the public pool, but instead their breasts tightened like bags of sand and their ovary parts melted like chocolate in a fondue.
That’s how it happens, right? I’m so good at sex stuff.
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