Fun with Injuries

You know, I think that if I were a coach, I’d have fun with filing injury reports. I wouldn’t bother with “general body soreness” or “lower body injury” nonsense. Here are some of the more “creative” injuries that I would list

*Leprachaun bite
*ebola virus
*Hot dog fingers
*bad hair day
*world of warcraft wrist
*explosive dirrarhea
*player is actually 3 ducks in a man costume
*”but coach, it burns when I pee”
*nasty papers cuts…in the swimsuit area
*blacked out in the sewer (like a boss)

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