Luongo’s Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Suck it Vancouver. Suck it long, suck it hard.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Iginla: Hey Lucic, show me your best impression of how easy it was to score on Luongo in the 2011 Finals! LOLZ

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Vancouver REALLY needed a goal. When Krug and Lucic collided, Daniel Sedin grabbed the puck and went in for a break away on Rask. There was just one problem.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– My name is Iggy Montoya. Ref made shitty call. Prepare to die.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Quote of the night comes via our pal @PeteBlackburn: "I don't know why Bruins fans dislike Roberto Luongo. He's hilarious on Twitter & he helped bring a Cup to Boston. What's not to like?"

– Towards the end of the second, the ever useless David Booth tried to hit Boychuk high. Boychuk didn't like it and showed Booth why people call Boychuk "The Widow Maker"

– Speaking of Boychuk, what a fucking MONSTER shift by Boychuk on Paille's goal. He was tossing bodies around like it was nothing, making plays and then the fantastic pass up to Paille for the breakaway!!! Boychuk's wife was heard saying that Boychuk's pass was just barely longer than his manhood. Barely.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Boychuk: Hey Danny, remember when they took away that goal? Paille: You thinking what I'm thinking? Boychuk: Yup!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Paille Breakaway?! PARTY TIME!!!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– LOLOLOLZ BOYCHUK ENDED BOOTH AT THE END OF THE SECOND!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Diaz has more goals for the Canucks than the Sedin twins in their last 16 combined games. Apparently he was also dead set on proving the knuckle puck actually works. Take that Mighty Ducks critics!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Marchand, were you attempting a Rock Bottom? If so we REALLY approve.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Let the story of David Booth be a cautionary tale to the rest of the NHL. Do. Not. FUCK. With. Destroychuk. He'll literally hunt you all game long.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Here's a few shots from some of Boychuk's other high profile victims:

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Here's what's left of David Booth:

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Claude either didn't like the no goal call or he wants a hot dog.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Career assist #600 for Iginla. He's already got a suite booked in the HHOF.

– How much Vancouver sucks.

– How easy it is to score on Luongo.

– Luongo's five hole.

– Bruins domination of the Sedins.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Didn't like that no goal call. Krug didn't intentionally jump on Luongo. Eh, whatever.

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Remember that one time five Canucks players jumped Thornton? Another game, still no Canuck brave enough to take him one on one.

– Burrows tossing a puck at Marchand after the whistle. Hey Burrows, how does it feel to know the one thing you'll be remembered most for in your career is biting a guy? 

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Kesler is nothing but a cheap shotting, gutless punk ass and will never win a Cup because he's awful.

Speaking of, ace reporter Patrice Purrgeron was able to get an exclusive interview with Bruins coach Claude Julien:

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Claude if you had to guess, how many balls would you say the Canucks collectively have?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Interesting. Would you rather live in Vancouver, or have Chara violate you?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Couldn't agree more Claude! What do you think of Vancouver's coaching?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Do you think Vancouver will ever win a Cup?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

Agreed!

Thanks for making time for us Claude!

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Hey Johnny, how would you describe your performance?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– What was Boychuk's final body count?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

– Hey Batman, should everyone shut up?

Luongo's Five Hole Looser Than Bunny Ranch Employees. BRUINS WIN!

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