Manny’s desires are very complex and this is totally the medium with which to illuminate that complexity

Let’s face it: we don’t know how much longer we’ll have Manny. And that means we don’t know how much longer we have to have fun WITH Manny. Say what you will about the guy, if you haven’t had just a little more fun in recent years because he’s on the Sox, you probably have some sort of fun deficiency and should have a doctor check that out for you.
Six Things Manny Ramirez Really Dislikes.

1. Not getting what he wants immediately.

2. Pants that fit properly.

3. Being on time for anything, ever.

4. People looking at him.

5. People not looking at him.

6. Dan Shaughnessy.
Like I said: deep and complex. Now we wait to see if one of the other Firebrand writers will try to dock that subject line for flagrant space abuse.