Mark Dantonio to Coach From Press Box, Will Need a New Caterer

Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio, fresh off a movie promotion and subsequent heart attack, will coach from the press box in this weekend’s matchup against #11 Wisconsin. While I’m sure his cardiologist isn’t happy about this, I admire Coach Dantonio’s dedication to his team and hope that the game’s ending is easier on his ticker.

However, one thing MSU will definitely need to work on for Coach D is the food in the press box. It’s been a few years since I’ve enjoyed the cuisine at Spartan Stadium, but stadium food in general isn’t exactly the best thing for a guy in Dantonio’s position. To be frank (pun intended), the food is pretty much good for only one thing.

I beat anorexia

[ESPN]

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