Per TSN, Marty Biron is lured in by beautiful singing voices of the Isles management, inks contract to join the futility

I’ve got to hand it to Isles GM Garth Snow.  Just when you thought their summer couldn’t get any better – it was good enough when they landed John Tavares with the first overall.  Then they signed another proven goaltender in Dwayne Roloson.  They landed John Tavares first overall.  They signed a backup to Ricky D in Dwayne Roloson.  They drafted John Tavares.  Something else cool probably happened to them that I’m forgetting about.

But today, using a “siren” like magical luring power – he sang to free agent goalie Marty Biron and entranced him so much that he couldn’t help but sign a contract.

Apparently, Garth Snow’s magical voice > Biron’s powerful wolf eyes.