Max Scherzer throws orgasmic complete game

In his 179th career start, Max Scherzer twirled his first complete game — a shutout of the Chicago White Sox on Thursday night, 4-0. Scherzer struck out eight and only gave up three hits while also walking three. On his 104th pitch of the game, Scherzer hit 95 mph. After the game, with Scherzer chee$ing, Rod Allen had the second best line of the night — Scherzer having the best, of course:

“My goodness was he getting off tonight.” – Rod Allen on Max Scherzerrrrr

— Detroit4lyfe (@Detroit4lyfe) June 13, 2014