*A blacked out Matthew Stafford finds a microphone*
“Yo, yo, yo yo … yoyoyo … is this thing on? No? Good.”
*Instrumental to “Shame on a N***a” instrumental drops“
“Check it …”
“SHAME ON A SACKA WHO TRIES THE RUN GAME ON A STAFFORD,
We go shotgun and pass ya,
SHAME ON A SACKA WHO TRIES THE RUN GAME ON A STAFFORD,
Man, I’ll FUCK yo’ ass up, yo,
“Hut-one, hut-two, hut-three HUT!
Old Matthew Stafford here with a beer gut,
My shoulders unbreakable, pump fakin’ you, throwin passes like a fade route, what chu gonna do, foo’?
BLAOW! How ya like me now, number one pick style, lookin’ sexy in a towel,
You want your team to get blown the FUCK out?
Then go out and play defense stout.
“I’m Stafford, the passer, throwin balls at cha, I captcha,
The dreams of a city so shitty that we blast ya,
First we gonna beat the Vikings then we beat the Packas,
You can neva sack this Lion touchdown masta,
Whether rushin ends or crazy blitzin backas,
You won’t ever catpcha, this one, I throw just like a gun,
Then we gonna win some games and drink beer till it’s gone,
You jealous, I figga, you don’t know what to do, it’s true,
Then we gonna trick ya, with both Fairely and Ndamukong Suh, so …
SHAME ON A SACKA WHO TRIES THE RUN GAME ON A STAFFORD,
We go shotgun and pass ya,
SHAME ON A SACKA WHO TRIES THE RUN GAME ON A STAFFORD,
That’s how Detroit Lions do, WHAT!”
*Drinks beer, gets fatter, touches boobs*
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