Mike Commodore is…

… Will Ferrell’s step brother.

… Seth Rogen’s real brother.

… like totally OK with being put on waivers, man.

… Syndrome, nemesis to the Incredibles

… reflecting on good times with Roenick and Emery

… concussed

… completely unaware that he is missing a tooth

… not wearing pants

… really happy that he plays so close to a Big Ten University

… never going to have to buy a hat

… checking out some primo ass

… a lot more mellow than former teammate Mike Danton

… looking for a drumming gig.

… in desperate need of shampoo

… not fitting in Columbus