Miller Park’s Concession Contest (We’re Fat for a Reason)

In what’s actually a pretty cool idea, the Brewers are holding a contest that allows fans to submit recipes, with the winner getting their item added to the list of concessions at Miller Park next season.

Since this is Wisconsin, I’m not exactly anticipating steamed broccoli being named the winner. I jokingly threw the idea of deep-fried brats out there, but apparently there are people that have actually done it (no word on how it turned out, though). I’m not typically one to eat stadium concessions, but after skimming through ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com — trust me, it’s a real thing — I found some ideas that might work:

BBQ Pulled Pork Donut Sandwich
Soft Pretzel Burger (apparently available at Friendly’s)
Deep Fried Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Wrapped in Bacon
The Death Sausage
The Happy Waiter (burger with the bun made up of grilled cheese, bacon, and tomato sandwiches)

Yum.

It should be noted that if you’re actually interested in the contest, you have to submit an original recipe and you have to live in Wisconsin.