Thanks to my bud Cotter for this. It's a mini pony on a golf course. I can take this in any one of like 12 directions, so I'll just go with a Sealab 2021 joke:
MINI PONY HESH WANTS TO GO TO THE 19TH HOLE. MINI PONY HESH WANTS JALAPENO POPPERS.
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