4:17 First Beer
6:20 The grill is lit; 1st bourbon
7:24 More Fighting Cock. Preseason preview – Lou Holtz says Notre Dame will not only win the Heisman and the national championship but every Irish player past, present, and future will be cannonized
Do you think they’ll let Lou still do this show when he can’t talk anymore?
7:50 George (my friend) defends Vanderbilt’s football tradition
George “We had a good football season last year”
Me “You only won 5 games”
George “It should have been 6 but we botched a FG against Middle Tennessee State”
7:53 Holtz says Notre Dame is underrated at #3. Senility takes hold.
8:00 ESPN starts coverage. Odds on SC losing: 1 in 4.
8:03 Miss St interception – prediction wasn’t bad – turnovers matter.
8:05 Jasper Brinkley lights up Michael Henig – maybe he is as good as advertised?
8:06 Miss St badly hooks FG SC 0 Miss St 0 11:59 1st
8:11 Miss St’s illegal noise makers are really annoying. The NCAA got rid of the 5 yard penalty, but it is still against SEC rules. Maybe we should put speakers on the field and blare ACDC whenever another team takes the field.
8:22 Apparently the average college football fan spends 3.124% of his life watching Beck’s Light commercials
8:26 Blake out with ankle injury – Smelley in. 4:36 1st
8:28 SC 1st down – Cory Boyd 2nd effort – late hit – Miss St late hit #3; SC #75 (Thind) called for retaliating
8:40 end of 1st q. Blake gone; Defense playing well; Sidney 1 catch
8:45 Smelley goes deep on 1st; McKinley great catch; lost of pass interference; 1st down
8:47 Herbstreit: “Spurrier wants to get Smelley quality reps tonight” Check
8:49 SC – 3 MSU – 0 12:09 2nd – Can Succop keep it straight?
8:52 Blake just has stiches – good news
8:53 Switching back to beer, going to have to pay attention
8:57 7:37 2nd How fucked up is the SC punting formation? It’s working though – MSU 15 total yards at best on 3 returns
9:07 Officials call a 15 yard “crack back” on Syvelle -> crack back is not a penalty; chop block is; ESPN can offer no replay
9:21 :33 2nd quarter some scrub qb almost throws to 5 yd line -> going for it on 4th and 7 -> scrub runs short of 1st down
10ish – getting drunker – updates coming less frequently
10:44 What did I tell you? Cory Boyd 19 yards; MSU worn down
10:46 8:19 4th How about Ryan Succop? 3/3 FGs Fake punt for first down; player of the game
10:52 6:00 4th Tyrone Nix’s D is going for the jugular -> how nice is that? Attacking to obliterate – well done Tyrone
11:01 4:17 4th MSU President tore a tendon in his foot running with the o-line. He’s supposed to be a four star general. Folks 4 star generals don’t hurt their foot running
11:07 1:26 Victory Formation; Player of the Game: Ryan Succop, just like Tyler said
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