DE: It was nice to work with you again, Dater, I think that was a pretty solid mock draft.
AD: My favorite part was when I picked Erik Karlsson before Zdeno Chara.
DE: That was a —
Sedins: /silent staring
AD: Oh, um… how’s it going.. guys
Henrik: Hello internet web writer journalists
Daniel: We have been waiting for you since we read your internet web article on the internet web.
DE: We posted that about 6 hours ago. Have you been waiting here the whole time?
AD: And how did you know we were even in the same city?
Henrik: We knooooooow things
/Seagulls catch the Sedins attention, they both stare for a minute
/Dater clears his throat
Daniel: We do not understand your internet web article
DE: Oh, it was a mock draft. We were pretending that we were acting as Niklas Lidstrom and Eric Staal might for the All Star Game.
/blank stares
AD: You know.. The All Star Game Captains
Henrik: The what?
AD: The… captains
/Henrik screams a terrifying, high pitched scream.
Daniel: EFTERBLIVEN! The Sedins are captain! The Sedins are captain!
DE: You’re the captain of the Vancouver Canucks! Wait. One of you is —
Daniel :WE ARE THE CAPTAIN!
DE: OK, OK! You are the Captain of the Canucks! They are the captain of the All Star Teams!
/Henrik finally stops screaming
Henrik: Explain then the draft. It is my understanding that Sedins must always be taken as one.
AD: Well, no. It worked that way in the NHL draft but…
/Henrik starts screaming again
Daniel: EFTERBLIVEN! How would you like it if we had an internet web writer journalst
/tries to do air quotes, flaps entire arms
“mock draft” and picked Darren Eliot and Adrian Dater on different internet web writer journalist teams?! You see how impossible your
/arm waive thing again
“mock draft” is?
DE: Um. Adrian and I already usually work for different
/successfully accomplishes air quotes
“internet web writer journalist teams”
/silence
/Except for screaming Henrik
/Daniel bends over, picks up a rock and throws it at and hits a seagull
Daniel: Stop screaming Henrik. It’s time for dinner
/Darren Eliot and Adrian Dater are left alone in confused silence
AD: They’re still better than Belfour
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