Not really sure why this didn’t happen sooner, but Mondays are henceforth to be known as Mullet Mondays at Ye Olde BMR Bloge. Consider yourself warned, the following material may not be suitable for fashionistas, the eldery and people who are unfamiliar with the American south.
This week’s winner is….
Rod Foxx from the now defunct Aussie TV series Double the Fist. Not to be confused with, uh, double fisting (hide ya kids, hide ya wife). The submission comes to us from reader Jonathon D. who has found probably the most awesomest picture not of an ice girl we’ve ever seen around here in a long time. If that picture doesn’t remind you of your youth (assuming you grew up in the 80s or in Austrailia) and/or the person you always wanted to grow up to be when you were 11-years old, then you’re probably not a real person or too young to remember the 80s. I know this is exactly what I invisioned my 18-year old self to look like when I was about 10 or 11. And before you judge me, please, if you show this picture to a pre-teen and they’re not impressed, they’ve probably just been brainwashed by Justin Bieber.
Just to make sure we get our bases covered here and having never seen the show, Wikipedia tells me that this character’s nickname ‘is “the hot rod” as he sometimes calls himself’. Sometimes? A guy like this should ONLY refer to himself as The Hot Rod. There’s no other valid name here.
But I’m just going to cut and paste the rest of the Wiki entry on here; not because I’m lazy but because it says way more than I ever could.
Rod Foxx is the younger brother of Steve Foxx. It is said he attends a sporting institute, and lists his job as ‘all-round athlete’. His main interests include physical activity and singing. Although he does have a reasonable amount of sporting talent and can be successful on the dating scene, his ego knows no limits and he seems to be delusional. He has ‘released’ a single, entitled “I C U (Picture Perfect)”, which details a man’s (Rod’s) obsession with a (presumably) under-age school girl as he stalks her and takes pictures of her changing and at the pool without her knowledge. Has a severe addiction to sexual harassment, resulting in him being shot, slashed and stabbed in that order.
What a perfect character description. It seems like the Aussies are well versed on the American stereotype of “trailor trash”.
And in the interest of being fair and balanced so we don’t make this fictional character out to be a total pedophile/creeper/general a-hole, here’s a contemplative and reflective picture.
Easy, ladies.
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