Not really sure why this didn’t happen sooner, but Mondays are henceforth to be known as Mullet Mondays at Ye Olde BMR Bloge. Consider yourself warned, the following material may not be suitable for fashionistas, the eldery and people who are unfamiliar with the American south.
This week’s winner is….
This guy. Who said mullets discriminated? They are not racist. They are an equal opportunity haircut. Also — this is what it would look like if Jet Li mated with Ivan Drago. Finally — this guy is guilty of too much accessorizing. Lip piercing, earring, glasses, fu-man-chu and wacky shirt? Please. The word already has one too many Guy Fieri‘s.
As for you, Guy Fieri. Screw You. You’re not cool, Guy. Maybe if this was 1995 and you didn’t exactly resemble the scummy version of Kevin Coleman from Smash Mouth you might be cool for 5 seconds. Quit dressing like a 40 year old pedophile, smiling like a jagoff and wearing every male accessory that’s humanly possible and then some and join the rest of us in reality.
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