Northeast Division Preview

With the season fast approaching BMR will be rolling out our obligatory season previews division-by-division over the coming week. Today, we’ll be taking a look at the Northeast division.

 

Today, I’m going to start things off with a look at the Northeast Division.  (what East Coast Bias?) Since I’m not much of a numbers and predictions person, I’m going to preview this division in haiku form.

Boston Bruins:

Losing Phil Kessel

Not so bad, since Chara will

Eat all your babies.

 

Montreal Canadiens:

Montreal looks good

Unless bad things happen, then

Cries like twelve year old

 

Toronto Maple Leafs:

Truculence (short “u”)

Crash! Pow! Bam! And yet still a

Rebuilding year? Hrmmm?

 

Buffalo Sabres:

It’s yo’ momma ween!

Miller healthy? Other guys

Might sneak up, do stuff

 

Ottawa Senators:

Ottawa? 9th place?

Seriously? Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Arrow to top