Oh, The Refs Screwed You in the Playoffs, Lions?

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The NFL Playoffs are in full swing, and once again the Minnesota Vikings are not playing in them. 🙁 Probably not that surprising. What was KIND of surprising was that the Detroit Lions were playing in the playoffs, and were playing kind of well all season. Right? I mean, the Lions are stupid.

As we all know, the Lions played their game last weekend against the Dallas Cowboys, and they lost. They probably should have beat the Cowboys – or at the very least, their defense should have played a hell of a lot better – but they didn’t, and all anyone wants to do is blame the refs for the loss. And not the interception and 87% QB rating from Stafford. Or the 3.6 yards per carry from Bell. Or the four fumbles, two lost. Or the 3 sacks the offensive line gave up. And 3 QB hits. And awful punting. And you get the idea.

No, it was all about the refs for Lions fans. The REFS lost them that game. And boy, did Lions fans feel cheated! There has never been a greater injustice in all the world than the refs screwing this game! What conspiracy! What terrible entertainment lies! How can the NFL live with itself after this hateful act?!

Easily. So shut the fuck up. You want to talk about getting screwed? Come talk to a Vikings fan first, you wieners.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7uS0ezb2o4?rel=0]

Oh, don’t think that matters? Try this one.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRd5jkJ1dEo?rel=0]

So just stop. STAHP. You had a nice little season, but quit acting like this is some conspiracy. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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