On The 2nd Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

Welcome to Cardinals Crapmas 2016.

Years ago, our friend HMW created Cardinals Crapmas to celebrate all the crap Cardinals gifts that fans of every age would be receiving over the upcoming holidays. And every December since, we’ve found more than enough material to keep this bit going.

So join us in our annual celebration of Cardinals things that people are actually buying other people in 2016…

Day 2: This Cardinals Coffin

Yes, coffin.

I looked hard at the fine print and didn’t see if the ’16 Cardinals season is included. Buyer beware.

coffin

Look at that beauty, tho.

And for only $2,250-ish bucks! You’d have to be dead to not take this deal.

Sorry.

Photo: Wal-Mart