On The Seventh Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

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It’s a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post. 

DAY 7

So let’s talk about your daughter. 

You love her, right? I mean it seems like you do. That’s why it’s hard to comprehend why you’re contemplating getting her an UGGS starter pair. 

Yes. They’re pink. Yes. They’re soft and fuzzy. Yes. You can tolerate them because it has a Cardinals logo on them. 

Yes. You’re probably sending her down the path of the pole. 

Don’t believe me, here’s a whole Tumblr dedicated to hating on women that wear UGGS. Still don’t believe me, go check out @GirlsInUggs Twitter feed (NSFW and won’t be linked here). Do both of these things before you click to confirm this purchase. 

Again, we know you love her. 

We’re just trying to help you out. 

Day 1 HERE | Day 2 HERE | Day 3 HERE | Day 4 HERE | Day 5 HERE | Day 6 HERE

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