Little Henry has a long and prosperous life ahead of him, but there’s nothing like a great parental upbringing to get the kid on the right track. Enter Henry’s parents, who decided to have his first birthday party at a lawsuit-free Hooters.
For all you naysayers, think of all the positives that can come of this:
- He obviously won’t run out of food at a joint like that.
- He’s got balloons.
- Learning the difference between ‘real’ and ‘fake’ at a young age is extremely important.
- It’s never too early to think about his social life.
- He gets a head start on sex education, leading to better grades and a higher paying job.
- He didn’t get any cake on his polo, meaning less laundry for Mom to do. The lower water bill increases the family’s discretionary spending, boosting our economy.
- Dad stays out of Mom’s way during the party planning, preventing altercation and divorce.
- Henry leans how to please everyone, helpful for a future career in politics.
D4L salutes Henry’s parents for providing the very best for their child at such a young age. We only wish more parents had the same selfless attitude.
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