Rookie mini camp was held this weekend, and Brad Childress tried his damndest to be all Belichick and secretive on the media. As such, there’s not a whole hell of a lot to report. Through some of the after practice interviews and word-of-mouth leaks though, there have been some tidbits that have found their way to the masses, like the fact that Mount McKinnie has been put on watch for no longer being the team’s official biggest human on the roster. This led us here at PJD to think, what other “official” designations do other players have on the roster, and which new rookies could push some older players for these fantastical and fictitious “belts” of recognition? Read on, as we’ve obtained the only authentic* list available with the Vikings and we are finally sharing it, as well as our thoughts on the individual titles, with Vikings fans everywhere! – Chris Kluwe remains alone at the top: Guess who still plays the most video games, and is still the best at playing said video games? Perennial indoor kid Chris Kluwe, no doubt! With so little need to prepare for kicking a ball four times a week and absolutely no reason to work out in the offseason, Kluwe is able to practice Guitar Hero, SingStar, and beat and unlock all items in LEGO: Indian Jones like no other player on the roster. Despite being older than newcomer and avid immature gamer Percy Harvin, Kluwe still has built more levels in LittleBigPlanet than even the most imaginative and bored 12 year old Japanese boy, and is clearly the favorite to win the title of most avid gamer on the Vikings roster for the fourth straight year. Without contention. Jesus, Kluwe, go do something. And that is the list for now. We may be able to reveal further titles held by players on the roster at a later date, but after wrapping up rookie camp this weekend, this is where the current and most interesting battles are at. Stay tuned, as things could change at any moment! *This list is about as authentic as a flying unicorn fornicating with a wild boar to create the swine flu. Pretty sure that didn’t happen, but holy crap, that would be awesome.
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