The Linkstasy is a feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be a good tool to kick off your weekend and allow us to clean up our list of links we’ve been hoping to write dick jokes about. Nothing’s better than short dick jokes right?! Wait …
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Brad Childress Almost Died, Probably: During a recent practice run, second year running back Ian Johnson was out for a swing route when he apparently knocked the shit out of head coach Brad Childress, dropping that mother fucker like a bad habit. Has Johnson been getting e-mail suggestions from fans? Apparently both aren’t actually dead, just bruised, but this pretty much guarantees that Johnson just got fired. BOOSH!
Our Safeties Don’t Suck? Vikings.com (admittedly biased) has written an article analyzing the Vikings current safety situation and seems to take quite a fancy to usual scapegoat Tyrell Johnson, thinking Tyrell should be turning the corner and might turn into a pretty good safety, dude. I don’t disagree with this. Tyrell played better (note: Note amazing) towards the end of the year. I’d be willing to let him play out his contract before he meets Ian Johnson at the unemployment line. Can cut NFL players apply for unemployment do you think? That’s bullshit.
Childress Makin’ Funnies: This Scout article brings a bit of insight into how Coach Childress has changed his attitude a bit since first coming to the Vikings. When Childress first arrived, his balls were somewhere around his throat, but since then he’s loosened up and let them shits swing free. The only thing I don’t like about this article is Bryant McKinnie talking. He sounds retarded, which may just be entirely accurate. Also cool? Childress taking swipes at the fatty Patty.
Everson Be Smirkin’ at Ray Ray: We all know Ray Edwards is the bitchest of bitches, and the people over at NFLMocks decided to look a bit closer at just how much his job is in jeopardy now that Everson the Griffen is on the Vikings roster. Will Ray Ray lose his job?!? Damn, we can only hope so.
Erin Henderson be Throwing Parties: And you’re invited! If you donate money, I mean. Erin Henderson is sponsoring and helping out with his brother EJ Henderson’s Youth Foundation this weekend, throwing a party at a Lifetime Fitness in Eden Prairie this Sunday, 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM where they are going to BBQCucumber and hang out at the pool. I was thinking about going but figure I would look like a creeper walking around trying to take candid photos for my blog. Anyone wanna go and run interference for me?
More Reasons to Hate Packer Fans: For some reason, Packer fans are still talking about how much they wanted Brett Favre to come back to the Packer family. This article is fucking HILARIOUS in how much denial this douchebag is in. He starts talking about wishing Favre would be welcomed back to pretending his Green Bay career never happened in a single blog post. You can’t make this up! And why? All because of an innocuous comment about winning over Vikings fans. YOUR TEARS TASTE DELICIOUS!!
Vikings Cheerleaders Appear Tentative: The Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders apparently went to Iraq or Guam or something recently, and when watching this video (especially at the beginning) you can’t help but try to read their minds. “Their all looking at my tits, I’m going to get raped, I wish I had a fatter ass, I have to go purge in the bathroom”, stuff like that. Here’s the video, because I love you:
If You’re Not on Twitter Yet …: If you’re one of those old people that hates change or some stupid college kid that likes to be cynical about everything, you probably don’t like Twitter. But that’s dumb, because then that means you’re not increasing my followers. It’s also dumb because, listen, all you have to do is follow sexy celebrities and you get free pictures like this! Still not convinced? Then you have no libido. Sorry.
Our song of the day. Enjoy. Have a good weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2B2mAocDc
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