With apologies (sorta), this preview is being typed as the 1st period of the game is already over. I was supposed to do this last night, but was busy watching my favorite hockey team “in the playoffs” and was also enjoying “drinking beer with my friends”. As in, the Hurricanes were busy “playing for the Stanley Cup”. You know, “post-season hockey”. Sometimes, your favorite team can say “We are the Champions of the World, beeyatch” even if they somehow don’t get to experience that for three bullshitty years.
In fact, out of the four teams that we (us 4 BMRers / Mullet Obsessors / whatevTF you wanna call us) all respectively cheer for – (Islanders/Wild/Hurricanes/Leafs) – yours truly is the only who has been alive since their team won the Stanley Cup. Ok, so Ryan’s team has never tasted the sweet, sweet taste of Schlitz from Lord Stanley’s mug – except after Minny moved onto greener pastures in Dallas (hi Whaler fans!).
So dear Kevin, Ryan and Loser Domi: may you all have a healthy dose of this.
Yeah, so about that Chicago/Calgary game. Some dude named David Moss is gonna score for the Flames in the 1st. I called Miss Cleo and she told me.
The Hawks are going to beat the Flames in a sweep and here’s why:
Olli MF Jokinen and his non-existent eyebrows play for Calgary:
as our BFFs Fo-eva at tPB would say “We’ve heard #12 is in the best shape of his life.”
McBrayer’s Prediction: Chicago in 4.
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