Pregame Headbutts And Groin Kicks… Skunkbear Edition

Here are our headbutts and groin kicks for those stupid Skunkbears. Remember always, MICHIGAN SUCKS!

Headbutts

• John Sullivan, Dan Wenger, Mike Turkovich, Paul Duncan, and Sam Young. Seriously take this headbutt and and do something with it. Your play will probably determine the outcome of the game.
• Armando Allen. Time to really breakout.
• John Carlson. Just be there.
• Anthony Vernaglia and John Ryan. Time to get beyond aggressive, and into fucking headhunter mode.
• Terrail Lambert. One word; REDEMPTION.
  

Groin Kicks

• Mike Hart. He keeps running his mouth. A swift kick to the junk is necessary. By the way, He looks hurt again, don’t be surprised if he comes up lame after Toryan Smith unloads a can of I just fucked you up on him.
• Lllloyd Carr. I hate to see you go.
• Chad Henne. Scoreboard injuries are never cool.
• The creators of Michigan Stadium. WORST STADIUM EVER.

Here is a video that I’m sure we all have seen online or at home. It is fitting for this week and this game. Watch it, then find a dog, an old lady, a homeless guy, or whoever you can find and throw a viscous headbutt their way.