Proof That Dominik Hasek is Not Human

You know, I always have had a sneaking suspicion that Dominik Hasek is, in fact, a robot… or some sort of animatronic creation. First off, he’s forty two years old — that’s Chris Chelios old! — and is going to start his 16th NHL season in October. Secondly, even at his… ahem… advanced age he can still make all those crazy spine breaking saves. I know that’s not a very strong case, but I think I may have found the smoking gun to all of this. If you’re like me and were not completely convinced, this picture may change your mind.

I think he’s trying to kill those tennis balls with his eyes. Knowing him, he’ll probably be able to do it.

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